every day o need to save money and then there is some kind of little fucking item

sudoku.com will be adding a "morally grey" sudoku level for a nuanced and complex puzzle experience

the concept of having a girlfriend is insane a girl laughs at your jokes enough times and then you’re like i guess it’s my life’s mission to make you do that forever

sometimes a girl will smile at you and you’ll like it so much you won’t care about seeing anything else ever again

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

-Bylthe baird, if my body could speak

babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can't even imagine