luigiappreciation:

ultimatwilight9001:

luigiappreciation:

Remember to a-drink a glass of a-water!

Taking a-care of yourself is a-great!

can I have mine with cereal

claimed-clams:

fartgallery:

what crime did this tree commit to be put in tree jail

Treeson

meanplastic:

Lady Gaga as a mom

snapscube:

mugen-nimbus:

My cat: literally just fucking meows

Me: 

sexwitsockson:

girlfriendluvr:

this is still the best tweet ever made

slimetony:

historical-gays:

slimetony:

Racism

No thank you?

You passed the test

dsdfddsdfddf:

“Say you’ll never ever leave from beside me”

Artist: https://royugang.artstation.com/

Shirt 1: http://bit.ly/kikilovesme

Shirt 2:  http://bit.ly/kikilovesme2

tredlocity:

tredlocity:

i hate that some sites sell our personal data to corporations. we should cut the middleman and sell them OURSELVES.

“Hello, Amazon? Hi, I like garlic bread and Spongebob. That’ll be $20.”

silverhawk:

me: its kinda cold outside, i could go for some hot chocolate

starbucks barista:

youeatadvillikeitscandy:

The ever intimidating graphics of the pre 2005 era

gothvein:

wonderful-disney-recpies:

benepla:

wonderful-disney-recpies:

sorry i have a boyfriend

i’m trapped in your attic

listen im not intrested